April 2011
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Watchmandaflewaway:
CLICK TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
March 2011
2 posts
Beer and jamz on a Sunday night.
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February 2011
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December 2010
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“Kate Middleton’s Mom Diets Before The Royal Wedding” is an actual headline on CNN.com. CNN, America’s most trusted “who isn’t fat” source.
August 2010
3 posts
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My Mother broke her arm on Monday and I promised to help her out a lot at home. Tonight, I’m making dinner.
PEANUT BUTTER N JELLY SANDWICHES AND BEER 4 EVERYONE!!!!
June 2010
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April 2010
11 posts
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Match dot com
My brother signed up for match.com to find himself a lady. His profile states that he’s a 30-year-old male living with his mother who is looking for someone who makes 100K a year or more. Needless to say, the emails are pouring in.
WILL SOMEBODY PLZ DATE MY BRO.
“Women who dress provocatively and tempt people into promiscuity are to blame for...”
– Sorry ‘bout all the earthquakes
Bay to Breakers: You are cordially invited... →
…to a party…
a WEDDING PARTY!!!
save the date: May 16th, from 10:00 am, until you drop!
The “limo” will be decked out in streamers, banners and tin cans, it will be stacked to the brim with cases of champagne, lots of silk flower bouquets and boutonnieres, folding chairs for some…
THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN
“Viktor Arnar Ingolfsson, publishing chief of the roadworks authority, wrote an...”
– Forget about the Volcano. There are ELVES in Iceland?!
I attended a Persian dinner party last Sunday where my friends and I were banished to the children’s table. I didn’t mind at all.
I know I’m an adult because my monthly statement from Sallie Mae and growing debt tells me so. I’m pretty smart and capable of making adult-like decisions but why do some people think being an adult means having to carry the weight of the...
March 2010
13 posts
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I really like to escape real life travel. So, I’d like to take a moment to reflect on the coolest thing that’s happened to me in 2010 so far— Carnival in Brazil.
I got to drink cold beerz and raise tha roof
And, I got to meet some pretty ladies, shown above.
Um, what else? Oh, I made a friend named Guilherme, which in my eyes is “mission accomplished”...
Thinkin’ about Progeria. How does this happen?
happy daylight savings, y'all
Oh god. I just admitted to myself I was stoned. Then told myself I wasn’t.
WatchThis was in my inbox today. YES.
It’s amazing how much your outlook on life can change just by getting out of your pajamas.
I Picked my brother up from the airport today. He had an audition in Cincinnati. Our greeting went something like this:
Me: so, are you employed?
Bro: no, are you?
Me: nope. Want to get a Margarita or something to celebrate?
Bro: what? NO WAY. Drinking is something you only do late at night. By yourself.
<3 this movie
rainy dayz
If you play CLUE with people that don’t have a CLUE, leave the billiard room and take the candle stick with you.
russian night
Was a success. Minus the being Russian a scholar part. Dumplings, pork and vodka for dayyyyyys
sunday night
Alec: Let’s go to my house
Me: Do you have marijuana?
Alec: No, but I have grandparents.
Me: Can we smoke them?
February 2010
3 posts
That's The Way The Popcorn Pops
February this time last year was a lot different . I was living in L.A feeling like it was the last place on earth I wanted to be. CUT TO: now. I’m in Brazil and L.A is the only place on earth I want to be. Some of this realization I owe to one small brown man and his love of popcorn.
Thiago is my Portuguese teacher and one of the most interesting bros I have had the pleasure of meeting here...
Do you ever feel like things don’t make sense?
It means you’ve probably been living in Recife, P.E Brazil like me. But maybe it’s all in my head. I mean, I guess it is pretty normal to wake up at the crack of dawn to follow a giant chicken as it parades the streets of downtown, right?
In about 5 hours, I will be participating in what is officially known as the biggest Carnival parade in the world. Wish me luck.
Don't take life sitting down! →
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